right_thinker

 That urbaniak creep just won't leave me alone.  This obsession of his has to stop.

 Trounced another one of urbaniak 's minions tonight over at his stinking blog, and feel pretty good about it.  The poor young man, sent into battle by his overlord, was clearly outmatched, but of course urbaniak doesn't care about that, he's got plenty of dopes to spare.  I hope he cried himself to sleep, disgusting liberal.

The RNC is almost over and already I'm missing it. It has been a glorious few days (cut short because of liberal pressure over a storm that never happened -- thanks, liberal media).

The response to the Palin speech tells me that not only will the Democrats lose in November, they will lose hard. They will be crushed. Their party is so poorly organized, so fractured, so morally and intellectually bankrupt that they will be swept from power in November and never recover. They will split apart into three or four different parties and there will never again be a Democrat president. Thank the loard almighty.

Another victory for GWB, or "Gwub" as I like to call him. Let's see Billary try to take credit for this one!

Someone on some blog the other day chid me (that's past tense for "chide") for my conservativism, saying  that I was, you know, backwards and stupid and all the classic liberal insults for people who care about things.  They said that without liberals we'd still be living in the dark ages.

This, of course, is nonsense.  The 20th century (remember that one?) was, for all intents and purposes, invented by five men: Thomas Edison, John D. Rockefeller, Henry Ford, and Orville and Wilbur Wright.  All of them, ALL OF THEM, were conservatives.  Some of them virulently so.  And all of them dedicated their lives to bettering the conditions of their fellow humans.

Liberals, of course, don't want to see anything like this.  They like brilliant liberals like Robert Oppenheimer, the communist who almost destroyed the world with his horrible invention.  Thanks a lot, liberal scientist!  Heckuva job!  Oh and those guys who cloned the sheep, paving the way for human clones and bizarre human/animal hybrids, those wonderful Drs. Moreau?  Liberals.  Hooray, monsters roaming the earth, another GREAT liberal invention!

I could go on but what's the use.  You can't argue with liberals, because their assumption is you're too stupid to argue.

Isn't it funny how, two elections running, the Liberals got all hot and bothered about the elections being "stolen," but now there's not a peep? I think it's incredibly funny, or I would if it wasn't so terribly sad and pathetic.

Mark my words: the only thing that has changed between 2004 and now is that the Democrat party wised up a little and learned how to manipulate the vote.

The latest liberal witchunt (witch-hunt?) is, so far, gaining no traction, typical of liberal conspiracies.

Okay, so there's a congressman who's trading emails with teenaged boys.  Egad!  Let's kill that man!  He's -- unclean!

Liberal = hypocrite, as we know.  Oh yes, they all support gay rights and sodomy and personal freedoms -- EXCEPT FOR REPUBLICANS.  When it's a Republican involved, the liberal media works itself into high dudgeon.  Why, did you know, the man was GAY?!!!! ZOMG, crucify him!

Disgusting, and completely without morals.

Myself, I'm soft on gays.  I say live and let live.  Who cares?  It's not like it would be "nicer" if the guy was hitting on teenage girls.  It would be marginally more "normal," but who cares.  A guy takes his dick and puts it in another guy's ass.  And somehow, the world keeps turning.  I have plenty of gay friends.  They're human beings, you know.

It's a shame about Foley tho 'cos I always thought he was cute, but ah well.

The point is, Denny Hastert only has to wait until the liberal media finds some other dangling piece of string to chase, and everyone will forget about this non-story.  Go Denny!  I don't like fatties but you're my man in the House!  (in da House!)

Here's what's not being reported:

Brian Ross --> works for ABC
ABC --> owned by Disney
Disney --> located in Hollywood

Don't make me draw you a diagram.

The other day I challenged actor-hypocrite urbaniak to take a stand on the Mark Foley thing and he took the bait (or the 'bate :)) with glorious technicolor hypocrisy.  In his condemnation of an alleged child predator, he decides to invoke -- guess what?  AN ALLEGED CHILD PREDATOR!

That's right, in order to spew fountains of rage (at least I think it's rage -- he's spewing fountains of something) over a Wall Street Journal editorial, he suggests that the Journal has gone "Through the looking glass" and titles the post "Paging Lewis Carroll."  Yes, because Lewis Carroll was a great humanitarian, not like that dirty, dirty horrible fairly-elected congressman, who is the lowest of the low.  Well boys and girls, in case you've forgotten, Lewis Carroll was a pedophile who wanted to bone an 11-year-old girl.  urbaniak, in his rush to climb up on his high horse, has forgotten to put his foot in the stirrup and instead has hilariously placed it in his big fat liberal mouth.

The sad thing about him, of course, is that he was completely unaware of the comparison.  He would never stop and think "hmm, what famous author should I invoke to condemn a conservative politician?  I know, a known pedophile."  No, to him Lewis Carroll is A Great Author, case closed, end of story, and Mark Foley is a scum-sucking lowlife who should be killed, and so is anyone who supports him.

A lot of my "friends" have been asking me what I think about this congressman guy Foley and how he, like, is a Republican and, you know, is also a child molester.  And I know that "looks bad" and everything, but really all this tells me is that too many of my "friends" are Democrats.

Is it really just a coincidence that this story is breaking five weeks before an erection?  Opps, I mean "election!!!"  (Holy Freudiean Slip, Batman!@lol)

Just for balance, here are a few "facts" that have so far gone unreported:

1. Bill Clinton is the one who said that it was all right to have sex with interns.  Why is no one talking about this?

2. Mark Foley is a stone fox.  If he weren't into little boys, I'd be doing him myself.  Hey Congressman, let's "measure yours!"  Anytime babe, you know my URL.  Why is this a crime?

3. I notice that other bloggers, like say urbaniak for instance, have issued no condemnation of Foley's actions.  What is urbaniak hiding?  Does he also have filthy IMs to underage pages?  Why does this go unreported in the media?

4. This is a story cooked up (or at least brought to a boil) by the liberal media in order to take America's mind off the real issue of the day, which is how the Democrat party is selling out America to the Islamic jihadist scum.

The actor and liberal idiot urbaniak parrots the blogofascist party line at his blog.  A sad little tyke who calls himself kornleaf (really, I mean, how sad) has worked himself into a froth trying to keep pace with me as I gently try to help him see the light while vforventure strains herself trying to make a point.

Silly people, all miss the point.

The point is, Bush is in power and he is the first president in a long, long time who understands what power is and what it's good for.  Not only do I feel safer knowing that he and his men (and Condi) are doing their job, I feel better about life in general whenever I see Bush's face in the paper.  I don't just want to "have a beer" with him, I want to walk alongside him and ask him how he feels about life and love and human concerns.  He's not just a President, he's a great man and a great thinker and I'll bet after he leaves office (not that that ever has to happen) he will become a great humanitarian and sage.  I love him.  Seriously.  I wish my father was anything like him at all, not to mention all the big slobbery boys I have to deal with at school.  He's a real man.

I'm worried that he's starting to look a little older now.  I like the sophisticated touch of gray, but I worry that he's letting world affairs weigh on his mind too much.  Come on and take a vacation at my house Mr. Bush, we'll kick my big sister out of her room and you can sleep there.  Or we can put the Secret Service in there and you can stay with me!  (I can "sleep on the floor!" ; )

Later! lol

I'm no Democrat (ugh -- I don't even like typing that word -- I'm going to have to wash off the keyboard when I'm done here) but I've been very interested in what has happened in Connecticut this week.

I think it's a great triumph for the conservative movement, since it fully demonstrates that Democrats (ugh -- there it is again) have no idea what their party is for and what they should do with their votes. They're so stupid and directionless they voted against Joe Lieberman, forcing him to run as an Independent. Why? I don't know, because they're too busy looking in the mirror and feeling superior to people, I guess, to concentrate on what they're supposed to be doing when they go into a voting booth.

But that's okay, because the Republican party is going to be in charge for a long, long time. It's about time the Democrats (ugh, I can't take much more of this) face the music and realize that they're only here because the Republicans let them exist. If we wanted, we could make a few calls and have the whole party outlawed. But we don't do that, for some reason, because we're too open-minded I think.

Wise up, Democrats (last time today I'll use that word, I promise). You have a choice -- participate in American politics by voting with your superiors (Republicans), or have no power at all.

Your move.

I assume that the left-wing media will be just as loud proclaiming his innocence as they were in proclaiming his guilt.

Okay, not really. Really, I assume they will stare at their feet and shuffle around and mumble so that we can't quite hear them as they are forced to admit that there was no crime involved in the "outing" of that spy woman.

Sounds like a guilty plea to me.

That's three down, four counting Al Zarqawi, in one week! Hooray for our side!

I'd hate to bomb Las Vegas, but now would be the time to do it.

I'm thinking about a 3-way between me, Bill O'Reilly (falafel!) and Ann Coulter. I wonder if Bill likes his girls young. I wonder if Ann likes girls. I wonder how I can get in touch with either of them. I wonder if, just by putting this out there on the web, I might get their attention. They must Google themselves constantly. Don't they seem like the type to Google themselves constantly? I mean that literally, I don't mean "Google" as a euphemism for masturbation. Although I'm pretty sure they both masturbate a fair amount. Nothing out of the ordinary, I'm not trying to say that. I'm sure that both of them masturbate a normal amount for people of their ages and backgrounds. I have a little bit more of a handle on O'Reilly (so to speak) because of his background in phone sex, he couldn't make obscene phone calls without whacking his weasel :P at least a little bit. Ann I don't know about.

I don't really go for women, esp. older women like Ann, but something tells me she would go for me. We have the same hair! :) I bet she's a real tigress in bed too, real dominant. I would probably need that with her, someone to "show me the ropes" as it were, so to speak.

I would even just watch the two of them go at it. I wonder if they've done it together. I'm sure they've thought about it. I'm sure Bill's thought about it. How could he not? She's totally hot for a lady her age. She's got a figure in a kind of refined, east-coast kind of way.

I wonder if Bill's got a big one. I know he's tall, but that doesn't always mean anything. Brad from Central is a starting foreward (!) for the basketball team, and he has a little microprick (sorry Brad!) lol But Bill wouldn't have the confidence he does on his show if he didn't have a nice piece of meat in his pants. IMHO.

Anyway, I just turned 18, so I'm even legal now, guys! :) Give me a call! Just kidding, kind of!

xoxo br

Poor, sad liberals. Now that it's been proven that our president's strategy is working, they're all confused and depressed (again). No big surprise, I guess.

Our troops have prevailed in Iraq. Take that, Al Zaqhwari!

Seriously, if you have a cool name like Zaqhwari, why would you give your kid a dorky first name like Al?

Matt Lauer, I guess, loves America. That's why he makes it impossible for Ann Coulter to express her opinions.

Why the media constantly gangs up on her, I have no idea.

I dropped by the blog of a too-much-time-on-his-hands actor in New York and tried to illuminate his childish opinions on Iraq and the whole kit-and-kaboodle bunch of his fans started in on me. Like oh, my feelings are so hurt by the screeching hysterical snit-fits of a bunch of losers. If any of these people actually understood what is at stake in Iran/Iraq, their heads would probably implode.